First off, get in the spirit of this post by listening to Land Down Under, because this really needs to be an immersive sensory experience. Picture it. You're in the Outback, koalas and spiders as far as the eye can see, when all of a sudden, you spot insanely gorgeous Australian model Brandy Martignago hanging out with his huge fat uncut cock and au naturale bush on full display! I'd cum on that land down under. Rite ladies!
Yes I said "hung" because even though you read Disney School of Sexiness alum Kenton Duty as Stumpy McStumperson after seeing his last round of leaked dick pics, these new ones reveal that he's actually packing a hot thick long dong! you guys also called out Duty for probably leaking his own dick pics in order to achieve the prestige that comes with making it onto the Gay Internet, and ya, I'd say he's definitely releasing these, and that he wouldn't look out of place getting pounded over a four wheeler at Bromo.
Let's just cut to the chase, there is no point in beating around the bush with this one. You've got Kelly Rohrbach in a bikini trying to get on a giant inflatable swan. Really, what else can you say in a situation like this? You've just got to speak the obvious truth and ride this wave this to the shore.
"It was a big distraction, I’ll tell you that, because it was very big," Federer told reporters. "That’s what I should have aimed for."
We all knew it was only a matter of time before Daisy Ridley was going to be everywhere. Time was the only thing standing the way of each and every one us having a bit of a crush on her. Sure, for us nerds, it was the moment she wielded a lightsaber, but I get that might not be everyone's cup of tea. So, if you haven't jumped on the Daisy Ridley hotness train, may this cleavage spread be where you get on.
There's that old saying, "I hate to see you go, but love to watch you walk away." It's one of the great sayings of all time and I have no idea who came up with it - but I have a strong feeling that whoever did was watching Fergie in a bikini walking around the beach.
Sassy starlet Nick Jonas will always be our Woman of the Year, so it makes sense that last night he headed to the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in New York City, where he looked so highly fuckable that I can't stand it! Jonasty isn't back in full form until he at least goes shirtless - something he hasn't done in forty-five decades - but this hint of chest hair visible over a shiny gay club shirt and Steve Harvey funeral suit is just doing it for me.
We have all witnessed many different versions of Julianne Hough. There's Dancing with the Stars (2006-2016) Julianne Hough, there's going into the gym Julianne Hough, there's coming out of the yoga studio Julianne Hough, and there's even topless from behind Julianne Hough. No matter the Julianne Hough, it's sexy. But of all the Julianne Houghs, I do believe that coming out of the pool Julianne Hough might be the best.
The French model takes bathroom selfies to a whole new level of sexy!
For a moment, a brief moment, I didn't believe I was staring at Alison Brie. And believe me, I've stared at Alison Brie on many, many different occasions for very, very long periods of time. I'm pretty sure I could describe Alison Brie to sketch artist and the drawing would come out perfect. But Alison Brie has cranked up that hotness to a whole new level with this pic on this cover.
Thanks to hair stylist to the stars Sarah Hindsgaul's brand new Instagram video, we now have a sneak peek at how Stranger Things star Dacre Montgomery gets sexed up for his shirtless scenes! Hindsgaul is all about the clavicles and abs while sculpting Dacre's bod, and being the little fame ho that he is - something we witnessed with his Stranger Things audition tape - Dacre just can't stop making sweet love to the camera!
Nothing beats an old-fashioned drinking game. Whether it's an old standby or one you just made up, nothing brings out the laughter, the fun, and the hangovers like playing a drinking game. But there is one drinking game I'd never play: Take a drink when Heather Graham is in a bikini. If we played that one, we'd all be drunk all the time.
There are some days I roll over to see the rain pounding against my bedroom wind and the last thing I want to do is get out of bed. No doubt, you've been in a similar situation with some kind of weather making it seem impossible to do anything other than roll over and skip today. But there are forces out there stronger than weather, they can't be stopped by a little rain. The best example of this: Hailey Baldwin. Nothing is going to keep her hotness down.
Sometimes when you can't change a situation, the only other option is to embrace it. That's what Jack Whitehall did.
Let's cut to the chase here, we could all use a reason to celebrate. Whether you've just having the worst day, week, month, year, or everything is working out hunky-dory for you, none of us should pass up a reason to get way too excited for our own good. So, here you go everyone, here's Emma Roberts and her fantastic cleavage. Hip-hip-hooray! Hip-hip-hooray! Hip-hip-hooray!
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