If you grew up like me, then good table manners were instilled in you by any means necessary. Now as an adult, there is nothing worse than sitting at a table across from someone who is a messy eater. There is no excuse for not having proper table manners and creating without covering your face in food. Well, there's one excuse; if you're a topless Claudia Thompson, you totally get a pass.
Arrr, mateys - a few days ago we all celebrated the wonderful holiday: Talk Like a Pirate Day! There's no doubt you all called your friends and family members scally-wags, demanded plank walking, and spent all day talking about booty! Well, I know I did, and I didn't care about the strange looks my one eye not covered by an eye patch was getting. Since pirates are so awesome, what better way to celebrate than with some real booty! Let's countdown the Top Ten Hottest Celebrity Pirates!
While I don't know for sure what set he's on here, I do know that if they ever have a charity auction I will be purchasing these undies for use as my sleep apnea mask. Clayton's fuzzy rack is looking oh so fine here, and his thighs could do some damage while swinging around my neck, but obviously, all eyes are on that huge bulge!
We all know that Ana de Armas is hot. She is so hot that many of us can simply close our eyes and describe her hotness from memory. But that doesn't mean she needs to cover up! Come on, Ana De Armas don't wear so much! It's not sweater weather!
Jared Leto just set the Internet ablaze with this shirtless Insta selfie that goes as far as to show definite shaved pubic region, but apparently, it might actually be from 2015, which would just really make my weekend. The hottest forty-five-year-old douche sundae around captions his photo with "caption this," but some Twitter users are captioning it with "This is your old phone that we remember from a couple years ago because we're insane."
Paris Jackson is not related to Madonna. That's what the world keeps telling us. Yet almost every single time I lay eyes on her, she looks like the spitting image of Madonna. That's not a bad thing, but it's starting to become kind of confusing.
Sexy star spangled speedo, anyone?
I know that it's important not to live your life constantly thinking about all the things that are unfair. And while we each define what is and isn't fair differently, there are few things that I think we can all agree are unfair. Seeing a jerk get promoted, unfair. Someone cutting in line when they clearly see you, unfair. The fact that Eva Longoria has never done a nude scene - the most unfair ever.
As we all know, Kim Kardashian West has a black belt in Instagram. She has millions upon millions of followers (I count myself as one) who wait with baited breath for each new bikini. While this new bikini post is sexy, I have to ask; did Kim KW draw those bikinis on?
If you follow Nick Jonas' Instagram Story, you'll know that he's really into this idea of being a singer-songwriter sensation, which I think is a-freaking-dorable. He has his little headphones and everything! And a guitar. Aww I love you Nick. Like a kid with a little shopping cart at Trader Joe's. NE WAYZ, At Large Magazine goes INSIDE THE STUDIO for a behind-the-scenes look at Mr. Jonasty as he fine-tunes his musical prowess.
What did we do to deserve this?
In my honest opinion one of the most underrated Ernest film is Ernest Goes to Jail. It's full of laughs and a wonderful message about how horrible jail can be. And as much I believe it's an American classic if they wanted to do a remake or continue the Ernest story with his daughter or something, it would be awesome if they picked Miley Cyrus to star. Of course if they made it nude jail it would be even more awesome.
See Mr. Segel's swingin' salami, too!
Gregg Sulkin learned a thing or two from dating long lost club kid and Hefty bag of glitter and prophylactics, Bella Thorne In My Side, as evident in his shame-fucking-less shirtless ways! Sulkin definitely strips down more than your average Insta starlet, and his skin show for RAW Magazine is no exception. The twenty-five-year-old gives body ody ody, maj pit action, and near perfect face and hair while posing like he wants me to jump his bones.
As they probably don't say anymore: The glow up is real grlllll! The now thirty-year-old Josh Peck lost a ton of weight ever since appearing on Nickelodeon's Drake & Josh as a child star alongside ever-fuckable Drake Bell, and in the flick Chronically Metropolitan (2016), he shows off his hard work by going nude!
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