...or you're on your way in to take care of that obnoxious tan line. Either way, it's not a ringing endorsement for Kwik Tan by any stretch
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That or Larry Clark, but that's unfair to this guy
Were this mirror not riddled with filth, I'd be able to admire what looks to be a nice cock.
Dick pics in this guy's house are a very somber affair
But the door's locked
How about grabbing the Windex and cleaning that god damned filthy mirror?
Air freshener, wallet, empty tp roll, the long pubic hair sticking out of the wallet. It's an endless treasure trove
Also, love the poster for Joan Collins' The Bitch. It almost makes up for the socks and sandals. Almost
Why not whip it all the way out and squash the mystery?
Why put your hand there and make us think it's fake?
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