You'll have to forgive me to taking a quick trip to Punville, but seeing Natalie Joy Johnson completely nude is a complete joy! Ah, it feels great when a pun comes together so easy. It's almost as great of a feeling as seeing Natalie Joy Johnson's boobs, butt, and bush on High Maintenance (2016-2018).
To be honest with you guys, I had no idea Chrissy Teigen was preggers, but here is the proof. I even double checked to see if that was an old Instagram post of her baby bump and lovely cleavage, and it is not. It's recent. Though I think we all noticed a glow about Chrissy Teigen recently - but then again, when do we not notice Chrissy Teigen glowing?
A statement like "Elsa Hosk is petting her cat in lingerie" can be taken many ways. It could be implying that Elsa Hosk is stroking a kitten wearing lingerie, but they don't make lingerie for cats. Or it could mean that Elsa Hosk is pleasuring herself while wearing something very sexy. Or it could mean that I used a little bit of wordplay and really it's just Elsa Hosk wearing a sexy bra and panty set while she pets a cat. No matter what, it's something we all want to see.
I've said it many times before and I'm going to keep saying it until the day I don't wake up from a long night's rest - I look terrible in the morning. I would put good money down that most of us look pretty awful when we first roll out of bed. For most of us, there is nothing good about mornings... until now. Thanks to Josephine Skriver and her panties and pokies, mornings have gone from good to fan-freaking-tastic.
Every single time Jaime King flashes in front of our eyes, be it in lingerie or something else, I'm reminded that there really is no such thing as too much Jaime King. When you think about it, I mean really put some thought into it, we don't have enough Jaime King hotness in our lives. We could really use a little bit more.
Don't you hate when someone leans over and says: "Hey, have you heard about the advancements in dentures!?" No offense to people in the denture industry, you might find talking about fake teeth really awesome, but for many of us, it's kind of boring. What I'm trying to get at is there are some things that shouldn't be brought up in conversation. So, the next time that happens be sure to bring up Amber Heard in lingerie.
I have no idea if the people behind this V Magazine photo spread of Ashley Graham were inspired by the works of Andy Worhol or some other pop artist - it has that kind of feel. But one thing I know for sure is that when Ashley Graham is topless, you've got yourself one beautiful work of art.
Every once in awhile, it's important to take a few moments and take stock of all the good things in your life. Maybe it's a good job, a strong family, close friends, or your baseball card collection and that old car you're restoring. Getting a reminder of the good stuff can help put things in prescriptive. So, let's take a few moments and take stock of one of our favorite things: Reese Witherspoon.
Those wavy locks, that smile that can light up a room, and that magnificent cleavage can only mean one thing: We are staring at Olivia Culpo. You don't need to wear a sexy one-piece bathing suit with your name on it for us to know who you are. We can recognize that cleavage anywhere.
Sarah Hyland is nude in the tub. Yes, it's blurry and yes, it's kind of dark, and yes, there is some kind of gold facial mask on her face, but Sarah Hyland is nude on the tub and sharing it with us. I really feel like we shouldn't look this nude Sarah Hyland in the tub in the mouth.
I don't ask for much in this world. I wish for my friends and family to be safe, for there to be a good meal on the table, and for my enemies to be vanquished for this earth; you know, the usual stuff. But if I could wish for one thing and one thing only, it would be for Lindsey Pelas to wear only lingerie and bikinis for the rest of her days.
Look, I gotta be honest here, if you offered me $10 million billion dollars to tell you what Selena Gomez is trying to sell us in this pic, I'd still be broke as a joke. I have zero ideas as to what Selena Gomez and her incredibly sexy body want us to pay our hard earned money for. All I know is I love it and I'll take five of each.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you've heard the joke a million times before, but get ready for a million and one times because Lily-Rose Depp is smokin' topless! Also, she appears to be having a cigarette. People say that smoking doesn't make you look cool, but Lily-Rose Depp holding her boobs while she takes a few puffs looks pretty damn cool to me.
The thong. From panties to bikinis to lingerie to costume, the thong is probably one of the most important and greatest inventions ever. To honor the thong, we are going to take a look at all the different kinds of thongs in the best way possible: by counting down celebrities who are wearing them. So let's begin with the thong panty and count down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities in a Thong, Part 1.
There comes a time when regular words simply won't do. You can't string together enough descriptions to get cross how awesome, how beautiful, how amazing something truly is. When this happens there is one path to take: You must take a step into the world of poetry, more specifically haiku. Yes, it's time to honor Jessica Biel's boobies with some haiku.
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