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In the pics, Banderas sports some tight shorts that accentuate his big fat dick - which we've seen like a billion times thanks to his nude performances.
Today's amateur jacker has the body that I envision myself having each March, and that I lay to rest in an empty coffin every September.
As you can clearly see in the gallery, O'Donnell's specialty is giving grade-A gay face somewhere between Jack McFarland's "just Jack" expression and the shit-eating grin on Tom Cruise's face after exiting a public bathroom.
Oh, ya'll wanted a twist? Well don't fucking look here, because today we're checking out another Ex on the Beach star... NUDE!
You remember THAT scene in Chocolate City, right?
Tom takes to Snapchat to share his gifts with some lucky recipient, who we'll just pretend is a guy.
...well, in walks K.J. Apa, who burst through my wanting castle doors with this insanely sexy shirtless picture on the set of Riverdale!
Guess which one of these guys makes me Nes my britches? JK I'd fuck any of them.
Straight guys love nothing more than to do stuff with each other's dicks, which is why the events that unfold in this frat-tastic amateur video should surprise no one!
We now have the New New Testament. These hashtags. #ThisDickAhMakeBlaccChynaApologizeToRob
He grunts his way through his exercise routine before jumping up and screaming like an asshole. A tight, pink little asshole. Note to Michelle Obama: THIS is what makes me Move!
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